What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just cropdusted the office
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
do herpes really smell.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My penis needs a shock collar
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
