Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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