3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
