I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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