I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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