You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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