But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
bring money and cleavage
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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