I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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