If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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