so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
And then he peed in my hair
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