we have officially lost it.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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