Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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