So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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