quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
please come you make the beer taste better
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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