I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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