she looked like the before picture.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
