Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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