I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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