Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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