p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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