He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize