I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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