yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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