bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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