I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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