How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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