Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
