im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I got inside last night via doggy door
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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