He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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