i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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