Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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