i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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