whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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