The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I will pee on everything he values.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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