don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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