I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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