ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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