At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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