am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
