Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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