Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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