I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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