i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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