Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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