just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Fuck appropriateness.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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