we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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