i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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