Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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