Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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