People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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