your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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