Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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