Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Congratulations! We have a period
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