The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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