why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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