Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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